Featured Items

  What's the difference between this toilet and a normal toilet? The flames, of course! Use this beauty to practice giving swerlies  to your crash dummy or to give real swerlies to people who annoy you. 

$150 each

Why use a crash dummy to test car safety? Here at Are's Gym for Bullies, we use crash dummies to hone our skills before we show the real world just how angry we are. If you are really serious about being the best of the best, then it is well worth the price.

$100,000 Each


This helm is similar to the one Ares would wear in battle. With his helm on you will not only look cooler, you'll also be able to intimidate your enemies.

$1200 Each 

 The Spartans are known for their fighting prowess and these are the shields they wore into battle. If this slightly-used shield doesn't make you look tougher, then you're hopeless.

$1500 Each

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 Make your enemies feel the burn (literally) by riding this horse. *Chariot not included*                                     *We are Not responsible for any burns you get while using this item*

$1400 Each

Ares' Kitchen and Baking Supplies has all the hardware you need to make a perfect meal. It's important to have the tools you need to create a quality meal to fill you up before battle.

Thousand of new items arrive weekly. Ares' Thrift Shop has a wide variety war spoils that you can choose from. 

Ares' Armor has thousand of guns and other modern war items to choose from.